jokerstar

sometimes i forget how great my friends are. so heres to you. i love you all for too many reasons to name. you guys rock my socks. thank you all for putting up with my crazy ass


much love to you all

now this is kinda funny

You scored as Satanism, You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. </td> Satanism 95% Agnosticism 75% Paganism 70% Hinduism 55% Buddhism 55% Haruhism 50% Atheism 45% Islam 35% Christianity 25% Confucianism 15% Judaism 0% Which is the right religion for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com</font

dear universe i need a house under 800 a month with 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms please i need this before i kill something

not really a update more like a hmm thingy

i forgot how much i admire henry rollins

i think i just might be addicted to youtube

either your capitalist or your christains figure it out already

this is pretty fragin funny i think

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You are The Tower

Ambition, fighting, war, courage. Destruction, danger, fall, ruin.

The Tower represents war, destruction, but also spiritual renewal. Plans are disrupted. Your views and ideas will change as a result.

The Tower is a card about war, a war between the structures of lies and the lightning flash of truth. The Tower stands for "false concepts and institutions that we take for real." You have been shaken up; blinded by a shocking revelation. It sometimes takes that to see a truth that one refuses to see. Or to bring down beliefs that are so well constructed. What's most important to remember is that the tearing down of this structure, however painful, makes room for something new to be built.

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You feel as if you have missed out on a great deal that life had to offer and you go about trying to make up for past failures. Naturally at times you get depressed and you try to compensate for your 'missed opportunities' by living your life to the full. This is what, perhaps, may be described as 'living with exaggerated intensity'. In this way you feel you can break the chains of the past and start again - and it could be that you are right.

You are working extremely hard trying to improve your image in the eyes of others. You are looking for acknowledgement from your peers and those who come into your sphere of influence. You want to be liked, not for what people think of you but for what you really are.

You are a very choosy person - demanding and exacting in your emotional demands and very particular in your choice of partner. You are self-sufficient and as a result of this overbearing nature you find it difficult to establish any depth of deep physical or mental involvement with members of the opposite sex.

You are holding back. You need to find friends in whom you can trust and once they have proved themselves beyond all possible doubt you will be prepared to give them your all. The existing situation is not of your liking - you have an unsatisfied need for mental stimulation with others whose standards are as high as your own. Trying to control your instincts the way you do restricts your ability to open up to others and the way you feel at this time is suggestive of 'total surrender'. This is not to your liking as you consider such thoughts as weaknesses that need to be overcome. You feel that only by control, controlling your innermost thoughts, are you able to maintain your air of superiority. You want to be admired for yourself alone and not for what you can do or for what you may have done. In essence 'you need to be needed' and at the same time 'you need to need'.

You really like doing what you do and, more than that, you like yourself. Your attitude to work and to life is that 'If its not fun - then don't do it'. You want to be liked and respected, not for who you are but for what you are - and it seems to be working.

hmmm school school school it could be worse for dang sure its been better but i digress so far so good is the by word for the week and i hope the remainder of the semester i wish i had time to go to the fraking club or even go visit several people i know i should maybe after my little car is no longer sick yup oh yeah i might be a drama major soon so thats kewl i guess well i hope everyone is well and felling the joy of life i gots to get ready for class soooooo monkeeys, chickens, oh my god zombie mutant chickenmonkeeeeeeeeee ....

he he kidding

happy turkey day

hmmm strangeness abounds good things: my roomies yummy yougert bad things: china,north korea

mental note to me buy more tiawainess goods andf less chinese goods

am i really this cute???

you dirty scoundrels

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
jokerstar goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as the Joker.
brandyy gives you 1 blue cinnamon-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
brokenmaiden gives you 2 red orange-flavoured gummy worms.
glass_girl gives you 3 mottled green watermelon-flavoured pieces of taffy.
ihvpave tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
jessamyn19 tricks you! You lose 5 pieces of candy!
l33tc4tch1x0r gives you 1 tan banana-flavoured nuggets.
missfroggirl tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
sarahphne tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
v_murder gives you 13 orange spearmint-flavoured pieces of taffy.
vudu gives you 15 green banana-flavoured nuggets.
jokerstar ends up with 28 pieces of candy, and a scratched CD.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
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remember remember the fifth of november

Gay Rights
"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

We would like to know who really believes in gay rights on LiveJournal. There is no bribe of a miracle or anything like that. If you truly believe in gay rights, then repost this and title the post as "Gay Rights". If you don't believe in gay rights, then just ignore this. Thanks.

this may seem silly to most of you but a dear friend is in need and my usual reserves of belief arent working so if anyone has spare happy thoughts sending them my way would be great its not for me i promise sorry if i have pestered anyone

sincerly jack of the bones

i guess nanny was right

do any of you read creative loafing i read the front page article and am now quite afraid

first day of school wish me luck or something

lite a candle for the siners set the world on fire


sorry had to get that out

so, i had this crazy idea. to organize a statewide alternative voting group. we all grip and complain about the goverment but in my opinion we cant really do anything about it cause we are all so fragmented please reply with a response as in would you be intrested in being part of such a thing

devin

i never thought i would be excited about school the 6 year old in my head is kicking me right now he does that alot but yeah thats it so exciting huh do you ever sit up late at night and think dear god why irish couldnt i have been french or something

random

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As Dr. Jekyle Devine turns back the vile of dark swirling fluid his pupils dilate his face contorts a sneer crosses his before calm unassuming face horns sprot acros his head pushing what little thinning hair he has left to the center of his knoggin he cackles wildly as if possesed by some ancient dark god and he strides out into the street beckoning with small whispering grunts here gw come here you gwb

totally random sorry

so totally random but im gonna be at legonds tomorrow night hope i see somebody there

so tday i quite possibly got the greatest compliment of my entire life maya said that i looked like the joker i was severly stunned him being my hero and all i didnt know what to say so yeah i fell loved not much else going on just kinda ho hum

so my birthday is coming soon every year it seems to get here sooner and sooner this year i will be 5

waiting for class to start man i cant wait till i am in another college this place bites HARD

dear universe it had beter get better soon!!! consider this a threat

ps what else can you throw at me the kitchen sink

today is a good day cause im being a american lazy im skipping class cause i can

one day long long ago...........................................
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dear universe,

im totally screwed up

this is good

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

lucy and barbie walk along the deserted street thier grime coated clothes cling to thier bodys. hobbling down the center of the street with a desperate and purposeful stride. the once vibrant streets of new york now vacant and empty. in the distance screams pierce the eiry silence. then all is calm as the two former secretarys exchange a glance of desperate fear. they both stop at the entance to a battered cathedral the bulliten board outside reads BEWARE ARMEGEDDON IS HERE!!!

lucy would you hurry up and cut that things head off

come on barb im using a freaking nailfile for gods sake

well not sure if any of you knew this but i have a half brother and a half sister this is importanat because today i got the most intresting phone call


i found out that i have 2 other sisters and 1 other brother one of them called me today out of the blue she tracked me down through my grand mother and roomates i have had

i am happy and slightly confused all at once

and i think only male members of my family go insane becase of all the siblings i have i and my brother are the only ones that have went crazy just a intresting thought i had well purgatory was wierd i think i was just missing some good friends that werent there i hope that these people know who you are well legends on monday of to see old friends

sat is purgatory and monday i go to my second home or as you guys know it legends by the way happy b day paul

stolen from erak

REAL reasons Americans are opposed to gay marriage...

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Can you smell the sarcasm? Please post this in your journal if you support gay marriage.

ok so i try not to piss and moan on here cause i kno wits annoying but ive stood al i can stand and i cant stands no more americans are dieing in our own country the cost of living is skyrocketing out of control so a dear friend of mine posted this else were and now im posting it here ON SEPT 10 dont buy gas dont even stop at a convenience store please i am begging you guys it might just do some good at best and at worst well you might have to walk somewhere ohhhh big freakin deal so please please please do not buy gas on SEPT 10

ok sorry for all the grr and stuff but its 830 and im still awake cause this has made me so mad hope you all have a good day

remember please SEPT 10 do not buy gas

sorry it took so long i am in charlotte now i kinda fell like ass though been away too long these charlotte bugs always did kick my ass any hew im here i will sonn be looking for work umm i guess thats it

i thought i would never get out of this place and now i am and im not sure i want to leave im going to i will just miss alot of things just like ever other place i have been certian people some of them i liked and some i didnt

certain places most of them i didnt like but still

events some of them left me before i got to leave them

i guess im just being a lil rememberey

monday will be my last night going to legends as a resident of greensboro

so we went to charlotte today me diana and renee in rennes car school stuff apt hunting and on the way back while on 85 doing a monumentus 80 miles a hour


the tire blew out but thanks to renees tremendous driving skill i am still alive

so if you know who renee is and would miss me if i died you should totally thank her

sorry this took so long here goes

my 6 fav songs

crazy by patsy cline

sickman by alice in chains

end of the world by apop

eletricity by vnv (i hope thats right)

legend of zelda theme song

ringfinger by NIN

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are you a virus or a animal

a balancer or a destroyer

a being of lies or a being of actions

well im of to work see ya

so i just spent the past 2 hours saving photos from the legends web site
tiring but enjoyabls why didnt someone tell me how gooffy i looked in some of those gosh im such a dork hahaha